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Texan Asshole Blaze

A disgusting, abhorrent multi stage sex act. Initially, an individual of indeterminate sex is administered a total of five pounds of chili peppers by a pair of men. After the individual shits themselves (due to the copious amounts of chilli peppers they've consumed), the two men start smothering the individual's arse in sriracha sauce, until the individual's rectum feels as if it has been set ablaze as a result of the hot sauce flowing down their asshole. Then, the two men carefully mix the shit and the hot sauce before licking it off avidly.
Man 1: Whoa! That chick's hot as hell! Should we ask if she wants to experience the Texan Asshole Blaze?
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!
by Gienekcat. October 4, 2025
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De-Blaze

The act of removing one's blazer
Please may I De-Blaze your majesty?
by ohNoDonHoe May 24, 2021
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blaze dragon

Someone who smokes all your pot.
I hated living with that guy. He was such a blaze dragon, an ounce wouldn’t last me a week if he was around.
by Adamius November 30, 2021
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Blaze

by Blazu :) October 5, 2019
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Busted and Blazed

Phrase used to describe a person, situation or general feeling.
Man..... You should of seen Daveo last night, he ate like 17 sausages at Franga's bbq, then passed out from to much meat, he's so Busted and Blazed.
by Swanny86 September 20, 2009
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Blaze weaver bugs bunny sees Lola bunny Nothing to do but beat jordan in basketball but no Lebron stuff we gonna make it and we will find our shoes the btrues
by Blazeweaverisbugsbunnylolastar October 24, 2022
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boner blazing

in a sexually aggravated state, horny, having an erection
I busted into the room with her, kissing her, groping her, boner blazing
by blaisereg July 20, 2019
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