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piss biscuit

I just left the bathroom and dick-sniped a pubic hair off of a piss biscuit..
by spooledbrat October 22, 2010
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skill biscuit

a straight up g. whose ass is so ridicalous it makes you wanna get there number. you wish you could have skillz like this pimp. all the boys come to the yard to see her milkshakes.
hey girl you soo fine gosh your a real skill biscuit....CAN I GETCHOOO NUMBAA?!
by imawesome143poww January 13, 2011
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Shoulder Biscuit

A nice way of calling someone a retard
when a "retard" leans their head on their shoulder they look like they are eating something
stop eating shoulder biscuits and act normal!!
by The retarded walrus November 13, 2011
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dracula biscuit

jon: tits are always better on goth girls

rick: yeah but then they are dracula biscuits
by jesus chrissssst July 13, 2012
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southern-biscuit

To insult one's own work or abilities before presenting them as to soften the blow of possible rejection.

Takes the form of "Well, it's not very good, but..." or the like.

Comes from the old southern tradition of playing down one's food cooked for friends or family. "The dough didn't rise how I was hoping..." etc.
Sarah went to the front of the class to give her speech.
"Ok." She said, "but just know I was up late last night and I don't think I'll be very good at the assignment today."
"Please don't southern-biscuit, Sarah." Replied her teacher. "I'm sure you'll do fine."
by sleightflow February 26, 2013
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German Biscuit

Some sort of game German adolescent play. The rules are simple. You and your friends stand next to each other in a circle. In the middle there is a biscuit. Everyone tries to perform a cumshot onto the biscuit. The one who comes last has to eat the delicious result.
Let´s play the German Biscuit.

Also interesting:
French biscuit->each one has to eat a part of it
Spanish biscuit->not more than two players
Italian biscuit->the one with a gun doesn´t eat in any case
American biscuit->a hamburger is used instead of a biscuit
Thai biscuit->one player only
Serbian biscuit->the one who stays alive can do whatever he wants
Polish biscuit->if no one has stolen the biscuit, one can play
by anonymous56394037398 April 9, 2013
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furry biscuit

a cute non-derogatory term for a vagina.
Girl: "Put your hotdog inside my furry biscuit"
Guy: "Um... OK"
by furrybiscuit August 25, 2013
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