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better red than dead

Play on words of "better dead than red", which means you'd rather die than be a communist.

Better red than dead implies that capitalism has gotten so bad and companies so greedy that you'd rather be communist (as there is ideally a minimum guaranteed food ration provided from the state for free) because otherwise you'll die from not being able to afford the highly inflated price of goods necessary for human life, such as food and water.
Hardcore American: What the fuck? You think we should just give food away for free and that healthcare should also be free? Better dead than red, you commie bastard.

Average American wage slave in 2050: *sigh* I have two jobs and work 100 hours a week and never get to spend time with my family and yet I still can barely afford to feed myself and my kids... Better red than dead, maybe those commies were onto something...
by СукаБлять March 18, 2025
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Better Offer Club

A person who makes plans with multiple different people or groups, but ends up with the one with the most advantageous predicted outcome.
Sam: What are you doing tonight?
Pat: Going out with Alex, Dave, and Matt. Wanna join us?
Sam: Definitely, but Dave told me he was going to the sold-out concert. Maddy gave him her extra ticket.
Pat: That makes sense. Dave has always been in the Better Offer Club
Sam: Agreed. He’s the CEO of the BOC
by New Edina Bailey February 25, 2022
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No Look You Better Book

This is when a beta male ask out a fine girl and she is so embarrassed that she turns away and does not even acknowledge your existence. At this point you better start Booking it out the room to lessing the embarrasment between both parties.
I asked her to prom and she just looked away and laughed, I knew the rule of NLYBB (no look you better book) and ran out the room. I will live to see another day.
by Eugene with fadora May 7, 2018
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Durk better

Durk better than yb + Otf 4L

Durk better
Durk fans are one of the most craziest fan base ever!!

Upcoming rapper : “When should I drop”

Ratio + U fell off + Durk better
by Kenton George May 13, 2022
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Better

And did Andy fucking create A.I. or no? What was his contribution? I mean, it perceives now but that wasn't him was it?
Hym "I mean, literally only one person could do the thing I did. And how is he a better psychopath than me if my score is higher than his? I'm like a Kira over here and my A.I. is being used to commit a genocide! I get credit for all of those kills, Jordan! I have like a million kills already! How is he a better psychopath than me? The 0 kill psychopath everybody! Because a psychopath is just anyone who doesn't do what Jordan Peterson wants.
by Hym Iam March 2, 2024
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You don't need to explain the point of it, Sabine. It is clear that they want me to be unable to say I'm better but I am not going to be worse than that fucking cripple and I do not need to improve.
A retard "You're not better than everyone"

Hym "You're all fucking trash. A bruised 🍌 is better than all of you. A hollowed out watermelon filled with birdshit is better than all of you. Additionally, yes I am. Secondly, fuck you. I said it initially and you didn't believe it and now that they AI works you're trying to make me have to live like the fucking rest of you and I'm not going to do it you piece of shit."
by Hym Iam May 17, 2025
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