A gay little oven designed so small that the cool kids will be able to steal it, further lowering your child's self-esteem.
My Easy Bake Oven fits perfectly in my footlocker, but unfortunately, a gang of rapists from school raided my footlocker and stole it. I am so humiliated.
by Darwin Bradford March 30, 2009
Get the Easy Bake Oven mug. That's It! No more pork and beans for Suzy. I'm tired of her having nightmares and stinking us out of our own bed with her blasted Easy Bake Ovens!
by Pinkponcho June 20, 2011
Get the Easy Bake Ovenmug. by The Return of Light Joker September 25, 2010
Get the get off easymug. The act of stealing other peoples memes and posting them as your own in order to gain social media attention and followers. Arguably the biggest problem facing millennials today.
by Nick Saban’s burner account February 4, 2019
Get the Workin the easy dollarmug. When you put a stove burner on low and place either your partner's rear or back on top of it while it warms up. Try to make them orgasm before they become horridly burned. Your partner may not use their hands to please themselves. Bondage is optional. Do not use a gag.
For an intense game, use the point system below to contest with your partner.
1 point- Oral ( including vaginal penetration via tongue)
2 points- Rimjob or Vaginal (Excluding vaginal penetration via tongue)
3 points- Anal fucking (Use of fingers, sex toys, etc)
If you fail to reach a projected goal in a set time, (Maximum time limit being 30 mins, and the minimum being 10) then you must switch with your partner and increase the temperature by a small increment (If the dial increases by multiples of 1, turn the dial up 1 notch); save that they aren't in need of hospital care. If you reach your goal, switch with your partner; do not change the temperature. If your partner reaches their goal, the one with the quickest record may command the loser with any sexual or non-sexual demand.
For an intense game, use the point system below to contest with your partner.
1 point- Oral ( including vaginal penetration via tongue)
2 points- Rimjob or Vaginal (Excluding vaginal penetration via tongue)
3 points- Anal fucking (Use of fingers, sex toys, etc)
If you fail to reach a projected goal in a set time, (Maximum time limit being 30 mins, and the minimum being 10) then you must switch with your partner and increase the temperature by a small increment (If the dial increases by multiples of 1, turn the dial up 1 notch); save that they aren't in need of hospital care. If you reach your goal, switch with your partner; do not change the temperature. If your partner reaches their goal, the one with the quickest record may command the loser with any sexual or non-sexual demand.
Dude, I just played Sex Over Easy with Martha last night, and her ass became darker than Darth Vader's suit!
by Sweet Pickled Honey Boo Boo May 25, 2015
Get the Sex Over Easymug. why you waste time hustlin' that? fat chicks is easy
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ah put my mess just about anywhere! fat chicks is easy!
by michael foolsley June 13, 2011
Get the fat chicks is easymug. 1st guy: "None of this would have happened to me if you hadn't started that shit."
2nd guy: "Take it easy, Atlas, or I'll kick your knee out from under you and then you'll have the weight of the world on your head!"
2nd guy: "Take it easy, Atlas, or I'll kick your knee out from under you and then you'll have the weight of the world on your head!"
by jamie's friend January 7, 2011
Get the Take it easy, Atlasmug.