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When fucking a woman in doggy style then drive stunning their back with a taser to get that nice clench you needed to finish
Officer Dave: hello fellow officer John how did your date with shaquifa go on the previous evening
Officer John: oh well there may have been a Baltimore donkeypunch involved
Officer John: oh well there may have been a Baltimore donkeypunch involved
by Slevemcdichael September 17, 2022
Get the Baltimore donkeypunch mug.After traveling together for several months, Krille, Malte, Vilmer, and Johan had formed a tight-knit bond. They had been through many adventures and had always been there to support each other in times of need.
One day, as they were walking through a bustling market, they came across a new group of furry creatures. The creatures were led by Baltazaar, a charismatic leader who had a way with words.
Krille was immediately drawn to the group, which seemed to share his love for all things furry and feline. Baltazaar welcomed Krille with open arms, and Krille felt as though he had found a new family.
At first, Malte, Vilmer, and Johan were happy for Krille. They understood his love for furry creatures and didn't want to stand in the way of his happiness. But as time passed, they began to feel left out.
Krille would spend more and more time with Baltazaar and his group, leaving the trio behind. Malte, Vilmer, and Johan tried to talk to Krille about their concerns, but he seemed oblivious to their feelings.
One day, as they were walking through a bustling market, they came across a new group of furry creatures. The creatures were led by Baltazaar, a charismatic leader who had a way with words.
Krille was immediately drawn to the group, which seemed to share his love for all things furry and feline. Baltazaar welcomed Krille with open arms, and Krille felt as though he had found a new family.
At first, Malte, Vilmer, and Johan were happy for Krille. They understood his love for furry creatures and didn't want to stand in the way of his happiness. But as time passed, they began to feel left out.
Krille would spend more and more time with Baltazaar and his group, leaving the trio behind. Malte, Vilmer, and Johan tried to talk to Krille about their concerns, but he seemed oblivious to their feelings.
Eventually, Krille made the decision to leave the trio and join Baltazaar's group permanently. Malte, Vilmer, and Johan were heartbroken, but they knew that they couldn't force Krille to stay.
As they said their goodbyes, Krille promised that he would always remember the adventures they had shared together. Malte, Vilmer, and Johan watched as Krille walked away, feeling a sense of loss and sadness.
Despite the pain of Krille's departure, the trio knew that they had to continue on with their adventures. They vowed to keep each other close and to always be there for one another, no matter what challenges they might face.
And so, Malte, Vilmer, and Johan set off on a new journey, ready to face whatever lay ahead. They knew that the road ahead would be difficult, but they also knew that they had each other, and that was enough to give them the strength to carry on.
(Baltazaar's Furry friends took great care of Krille and who knows maybe they meet again?)
As they said their goodbyes, Krille promised that he would always remember the adventures they had shared together. Malte, Vilmer, and Johan watched as Krille walked away, feeling a sense of loss and sadness.
Despite the pain of Krille's departure, the trio knew that they had to continue on with their adventures. They vowed to keep each other close and to always be there for one another, no matter what challenges they might face.
And so, Malte, Vilmer, and Johan set off on a new journey, ready to face whatever lay ahead. They knew that the road ahead would be difficult, but they also knew that they had each other, and that was enough to give them the strength to carry on.
(Baltazaar's Furry friends took great care of Krille and who knows maybe they meet again?)
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 15, 2023
Get the Baltazaar's Furry Friends mug.Baltimorese, sometimes phonetically written Bawlmerese or Ballimerese, is a dialect of American English in the Mid Atlantic United States that originated among the white blue-collar residents of working class South and Southeast Baltimore.
Reference(s): From the BaltimoreHon Web and EnglishGratis web sites
aigs - eggs
Amblance -- ambulance
arnjuice - orange juice (an example of the widespread use of elision)
Atna Canny - in the suburbs, i.e. "out in the County." May or may not refer to Baltimore County
Bawlmer - Baltimore (pronounced BAWL-mur)
Beeno - B&O Railroad
Blare - Bel Air, or Belair Road.
Caff lick - Catholic
cole race beef samwish - cold roast beef sandwich
crown - crayon
downey ayshin (down the ocean) - at the beach (spent sum'r weekends downey ayshin). 'At' or 'to' is implied, but not a part of the elision; specifically, it means Ocean City, Maryland
Dundawk - Dundalk, as in Dundalk, Maryland
gubmint - government
hon - a universal name used for greeting (in extreme instances, pronounced in two syllables, "huh-in")
Jeet...Did you eat?...usually answered by "nojew?"
meer - mirror
Merlin - Maryland
Naplis - Annapolis
ool - oil
ornj - orange
arster - oyster
pleese - multiple police officer
tawlit - toilet
taeta - potato (most commonly used with 'chips')
warsh - to wash
Warshngton - As in Washington D.C., or Washington County
wooja - Would you?
yell-uh - yellow
Yerp - Europe
youse - plural of you
zink - sink
Reference(s): From the BaltimoreHon Web and EnglishGratis web sites
aigs - eggs
Amblance -- ambulance
arnjuice - orange juice (an example of the widespread use of elision)
Atna Canny - in the suburbs, i.e. "out in the County." May or may not refer to Baltimore County
Bawlmer - Baltimore (pronounced BAWL-mur)
Beeno - B&O Railroad
Blare - Bel Air, or Belair Road.
Caff lick - Catholic
cole race beef samwish - cold roast beef sandwich
crown - crayon
downey ayshin (down the ocean) - at the beach (spent sum'r weekends downey ayshin). 'At' or 'to' is implied, but not a part of the elision; specifically, it means Ocean City, Maryland
Dundawk - Dundalk, as in Dundalk, Maryland
gubmint - government
hon - a universal name used for greeting (in extreme instances, pronounced in two syllables, "huh-in")
Jeet...Did you eat?...usually answered by "nojew?"
meer - mirror
Merlin - Maryland
Naplis - Annapolis
ool - oil
ornj - orange
arster - oyster
pleese - multiple police officer
tawlit - toilet
taeta - potato (most commonly used with 'chips')
warsh - to wash
Warshngton - As in Washington D.C., or Washington County
wooja - Would you?
yell-uh - yellow
Yerp - Europe
youse - plural of you
zink - sink
Hey hon, buffer thar wuz Pittsburghese, thar wuz the Balwmorese (Baltimorese) dictionary, so you can co-moon-icate wiff the natives (circa 1996).
by kim(gerly) December 10, 2022
Get the Baltimorese mug.A Baltima is a dark tinted Nissan Altima or Maxima that is 10 years or older from Baltimore Maryland. They usually are going at least 30 to 40 miles per hour faster than traffic and they rarely use blinkers. You can spot them casually running grandmas off the road on the weekends or almost killing you on your way to work. If you see one coming get out of is way as fast as possible.
by Gymrat17 March 27, 2023
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who really likes to missplel things, and mispronounce things
he also plays games sometimes
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they're pretty dumb
but in a funny way
its also
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who really likes to missplel things, and mispronounce things
he also plays games sometimes
idk man
they're pretty dumb
but in a funny way
its also
a way to call someone a dumbass
by Not thesploinker April 6, 2023
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