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Three Toed Cheesy Tree Badger

A previously unknown badger species whose natural habitat is Northern Queensland, Australia. The three toed cheesy tree badger is a shy animal, small in stature, but makes up with a ferocious thirst for vagina and LSD. The Three toed cheesy tree badger is usually the culprit of mysterious early morning acid disappearances.
Cletus: Alright, Everybody stop. I've lost the trips.

Bob: Settle down man, it's gone. I saw a three toed cheesy tree badger scuttling about half an hour ago.

Cletus: Fuck.
by Marty Webb June 5, 2008
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HONEY BADGER WHIPS DICK, BLAM!@

A Honey badger who does not give one fuck to anything. For he is a fearless motherfucker. No problems exist with this motherfucker, for a WHIP OF HIS DICK, BLAM!@ will solve all problems and questions. The sound of the Honey Badger's Dick Whipping across any surface will strike a distinct sound described as a 'BLAM!@', the sound of terror, the sound of fear, the sound that can only be created by the swinging dick of the Honey Badger.
I have a problem.. How can I fix this?

"HONEY BADGER WHIPS DICK, BLAM!@"

...problem solved.
by the badger killer December 12, 2012
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two badgers duking it out in a burlap sack

when a female with large breasts is going out for a jog wearing only a sports bra, her funbags bounce about uncontrollably.
Person 1 : "damn, check out those funbages."
Person 2 : "yeah, it looks like to badgers duking it out in a burlap sack!"
by Barnaby Jones December 21, 2004
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badgering

repeatedly ask (someone) to do something; pester. A similar word be embering or pestering.
Stop badgering me about my homework.
by Jason_gallagher69 May 11, 2025
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Badger

Skunk-bear
A badger is like a skunk bear.

A badger scratches like a bear and looks like a skunk.
by M_factor March 10, 2018
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Badgering

A form of internet trolling where you ask people to provide sources for things that are common sense or well known in order to frustrate and waste people's time.
Sam: 2+2=4
Mike: yo can you provide a source for that
Sam: why are you always badgering people?
by asvpcurtis January 20, 2022
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Nudge a Badger

To fuck an older woman with greying pubic hair.
"I'd like to nudge a badger tonight!"
by djchango October 1, 2009
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