Waiter: How may I help you today?
Douche: I will have a Bloody Mary, and make it extra strong.
Waiter prior to serving Bloody Gary: This should do. (Tea Bags Douches drink).
Douche: I will have a Bloody Mary, and make it extra strong.
Waiter prior to serving Bloody Gary: This should do. (Tea Bags Douches drink).
by Rimmy John December 21, 2012
by CODMASTER1 May 18, 2019
A delicious beverage mixing vodka, hot sauce, vodka, spices, vodka, tomato juice, vodka, horseradish, vodka, and whatever else; best drank on a boat on Sundays, a wonderful and recommended substitute for going to church.
Today I was lucky enough to have one of Triscinny's world famous bloody marys. I liked it so much that I stuck my tallywhacker in it!
by ultimatewizardoftheworld March 15, 2015
Guy-What happened with that bar slut the other night?
Other Guy- Oh it was cool, i slept with her but she was on the rag and she totally gave me a Bloody Soldier. Its okay though, my little soldiers been to battle before.
Other Guy- Oh it was cool, i slept with her but she was on the rag and she totally gave me a Bloody Soldier. Its okay though, my little soldiers been to battle before.
by awetexplosion December 06, 2010
Josh: MMmmMMmMMmMMmMMMMM MMMMMmmmmmmMMMMmm
mmMMMMmmmMMMMMMMMmmmMmMM.
Betty: OH MY GOD!! I can't OH! believe your OH! doing this OH! on... my... period... OOOOOH!!
Josh: I know babe. Look take a picture you gave me a Bloody Castro.
mmMMMMmmmMMMMMMMMmmmMmMM.
Betty: OH MY GOD!! I can't OH! believe your OH! doing this OH! on... my... period... OOOOOH!!
Josh: I know babe. Look take a picture you gave me a Bloody Castro.
by tony sanchez January 19, 2007
by Drew May 28, 2004
When you raw dog a girl who is on her period. You then pull out while the girl gets down on her knees. She holds out her hands as if she is about to receive communion. You then present your bloody dick to her like the body of Christ, and she sucks it.
Her: No I don't want to have sex, I'm on my period.
Him: What if we just Bloody Pope?
Her: Good idea!!
Him: What if we just Bloody Pope?
Her: Good idea!!
by rowdyd November 22, 2008