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Average Nebraskan

As defined by Reddit, it's the act of finger banging someone while driving down the highway, or being finger banged while driving.
Matt: "Hey did you hear about Micah and Tessa?"
Jimmy: "No, what happened?"
Matt: "Tessa got her first average Nebraskan from Micah last night!"
Jimmy: "Don't you have to be driving on the highway to do that?"
Matt: "Hell yeah!"
by SeriouslyImNot_GodChillOut November 21, 2022
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Average Nebraskan

The act of driving while being fingerbanged.
Whoa, did you see that car pass me? They were getting an average Nebraskan
by katiekat555 November 21, 2022
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AverageTeaEnjoyer

hey AverageTeaEnjoyer, you a!

*combusts*
by brujyeah December 28, 2022
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Negative Advertising

When a company of any kind makes an advertisement for their competition, in such a way that would cause negative responses.
1. Husband "Oh, hey hun. Just dropped Jake off at daycare."

Wife:"Go get him quick! I just saw on TV that Roman Polanski works there!"

"Oh, calm down, that's just negative advertising."

2. TV Announcer: "Thinking about going to the Stageville Concert Hall this weekend? Well good! Cause Coldplay's gonna be there!"

Man on Couch:"Fuck that shit, I'm going to the place downtown."

Women on Couch: "No, silly. It's negative advertising, it's just cause they know that Coldplay is a sucky motherfucker of a band that deserves to choke on their own cocks for force-feeding us all their whiny bull-crap."
by bamofo69 May 22, 2010
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Soiler Alert

The act of letting people around you know that you are about to shit your pants.
Hey guys, Major soiler alert coming!
by Dillon Conner July 9, 2011
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Cougar Alert

This phrase can be best defined as the spotting of a Cougar. A cougar is essentially an older women, who is on the prowl for a much younger, energetic, and better looking male.
Cougar Alert! Look at Demi Lovato, she is dating someone half her age.
by Alert! May 10, 2014
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Twerk Alert

An indication that when a vibrating booty is so powerful during a twerk session, it sends out twerk singles to the male species.
TWERK ALERT! TWERK ALERT! TWERK ALERT!
by ciabear August 8, 2015
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