Ants on a Log

When someone skeets on a turd. Looking similar to the childhood snack.

"I skeeted on the turd you left in the toilet, now my ants are on your log..."
"Have you ever jizzed on a turd? Thats called Ants on a log."

by HERR WyWy February 6, 2025

Ant

The marvelous glorious superior distinguished noble the one and only undeniable universal wise one of a kind king

Ant is my marvelous glorious superior distinguished noble the one and only undeniable universal wise one of a kind king.

by Ant’s Fanboy January 7, 2024

Ant Hilling

Where a guy puts ants down his urethra and raises a colony in it, the ants will bite through the flesh to make tunnels and have babies.

Person: what did you do on the weekend?
Person 2: I had an ant hilling session, it was super painful and it’s infected now!

by anonymous April 17, 2024

Ant

The largest living creature in the world. It can fly up to 2000km in the sky and can never be crushed

No! An ant ate my house

by ser see swee February 3, 2021

En Piss Ant

In chess, en piss ant (French: ɑ̃ paˈsɑ̃, lit. "in pissing") describes the capture of an enemy pawn on an adjacent file that has just made an initial two-square advance.

300 rated player - "Bro, I think I just saw a glitch on chess.com, Someone took my pawn with theirs when it wasn't even on the right square"

100 rated player -"Google en piss ant"

by K_popsicle June 28, 2023

Ant <3 Diane

LOL GAY CUNT ANTHONY LOVES DIANE. HE'S SO THIRSTY FOR THE LITTLE BITCH LMAO. CHEEKY KID WANTS THAT PUSS AMIRITE BOIS?

Ant <3 Diane, what a joker.

"So Diane hugged me at a party the other night, I guess that means I'm in bois"

by Jason Skurr November 26, 2018

Anting it

Running over a small child/small children, potentially inflicting pain. The contact may not be your fault, but occurs none the less, causing your peers to question your morality.

“Did you just run over that small child” “Yeah mate I’m anting it”

by wadeus420 June 1, 2025