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Digitally Amish

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People who refuse to upgrade their mobile devices, won't participate on social media, and miss out on cultural trends and events because of their devout belief that technology and digital media are terrible.
My brother is coming over to watch a movie at my house because his TV is from 2007, he can only get Netflix by streaming it through his old Playstation 3, and he won't buy a Roku because he's digitally Amish.

I can't text my mom because she's digitally Amish and just has a flip-phone for emergencies.

He didn't read Trump's tweet because he's digitally Amish and missed it.
by PunkRockHR December 5, 2019
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carter amish

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A group of people that wear Amish clothes and use horses but also respect other people’s believes and let’s others join in their services. They say grace before lunch to piss off the teachers and are fucking

Awesome, everyone loves them.
See him he’s a Carter Amish man
by Carteramishman October 7, 2021
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Neo-Amish

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An alternative term for the paranoid, conspiracy loving, Christian Ultraconservatives. Also, serves as a dogwhistle for those seeking purity and other Neo-Nazi adjacent propaganda.
This guy, Chuck, I know is Neo-Amish. He homeschools his 6 kids and doesn’t allow them contact outside their “community”. He has a cellphone, but not his wife or kids. They don’t own a television and live in the middle of nowhere with 4 other (unrelated) families. The whole set up feels like a safe place for; pedophiles, child brides, and sexual abuse.
by unskilled sleeper July 18, 2023
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Nunc lundum amisisti

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Latin, a rough translation meaning "Now lose Game".
You just lost The Game.
"Hey dude, nunc lundum amisisti"
"What does that mean?"
"It's this great phrase, you should google it"
....
"Awww man! I just lost The Game"
Maniacal laughter ensues.
by griffin_gurly September 9, 2020
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fat doinks in amish

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fat doinks in Amish. when you smoke a fat doink when it's made out of a corn husk pipe after railing your brother's sister while eating a taco salad out of her ass
yo Bethlehem me and Jafar had a fat doinks in Amish last night
by fat doinks December 15, 2022
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