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Super Albert

Definition 1:

If you're not in a good mood and are frothing with hate and anger, you're feeling super albert (Hammond Jr.) Name is derived from the beacon of Pure Aries Energy of this cool dude (guitarist from The Strokes.)

Definition 2:
Feeling incredibly Pro-Capitalist this morning? you're definitely feeling super albert.

Quoting his quick-witted and internet-spicy reply to a comment which asked him if he shopped at Hot Topic:

i don't know what that is but i'm gonna assume it's not a nice thing. Thank you for being another prick in the wall.”
Example:
Person 1: oh i don't know, i'm so angry at Person 3 today i'm gonna beat the crap out of them!!
Person 2: woah there buddy, you're being super albert today calm down.
by self proclaimed celebrity September 15, 2023
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Be an Alberto

When you get to fuck da pussy you get to be an Alberto
by Juatma555 December 8, 2017
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Pulling an Albert

Embarking on a musical tour of the United Kingdom of Great Britain without the inclusion of the Republic of Ireland/Northern Ireland.
Just like Albert Hammond Jr - "pulling an Albert"
by HotPHATmezzz November 16, 2018
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Big dick AlbertBurdett

A boy who has a big cock, and peng girls want to suck on it
Do you see that big dick AlbertBurdett over there he has a big dick
by SLE.AB November 20, 2018
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Survival the Albert the Killer

epic game where you get attacked by felipe
Person 1: so what did you do during that short break?
Person 2: I was bored so I played Survival the Albert the Killer on roblox
by boing February 10, 2021
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Rust x Albert

Rust x Albert is a slash ship between Rust (Rust_010) and Albert (Flamingo)
“Rust x Albert for life” - random shipper
by Itzpl4y3r January 26, 2022
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Port Alberni

a website dedicated to the hillbillies in Port Alberni (see Urban Dictionary definition) so they can spew strings of words about nothing relevant from their empty skulls to the interwebs.
I went to www.alberni.ca to see what Port alberni is all about, and I'm just stopping for some gas and some pep'n'cheese sticks on my way to Tofino. Or else I catch whatever disease these throwbacks have that gave them the brain damage to spew this waste of serverspace on the internet.
by jillty May 7, 2009
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