Alan is very lovable he tends to show Alot of affection and has to many ways to say I love you with his eyes. He hugs great and when he touches you, you feel chills run down your spine. He is Trilingual and siempre anda Bélico!! Has incredible facial features. Hair is amazing just to look at if you touch it you would die from softness. If he pulls you then you are lucky because he doesn't
by Nicolendkate November 22, 2021

.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

Middle aged male that owns a small business, pays people damn near nothing, treats them like crap while also claiming every five minutes 'no one wants to work society is lazy'
Likely owns a house in an upscale neighborhood with a pool and gets their groceries delivered. Talks about how they are 'the little guy'
Likely owns a house in an upscale neighborhood with a pool and gets their groceries delivered. Talks about how they are 'the little guy'
Oh my boss? He's such an Alan dude...he told me if I don't come to work on Christmas day that I will be fired...he only told me this at 11:30 at night Christmas Eve...
by TheMacNCheese@Home May 8, 2023

by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

Why was sister named Teresa? Mum likes Easter, so she was named Teresa, just rearrange the letters. And you were named Alan.
by One-eyed wonder August 31, 2021

by K_rae August 2, 2018
