Ad shift

Commonly used on sites like YouTube or news sites, meant for an accidental misclick on the ad by the user.

Ad shifts are traps by companies to force people onto the advertiser's website.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 15, 2021

ad-mire

n. A deep black sticky morass of adverts.

..........................

The Superbowl broadcast is becoming a total ad-mire.

by gnostic3 March 21, 2024

ad jingle

The best part of an a commerical
If you don't like the ad, you will surely love the catchy music to it.

"The ad jingles now a day are so catchy

by The Odd Writer May 18, 2020

ads more like sads :(

no stop doing the fucking ads no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

"Why are there so many ads? ads more like sads :("

by iminhellplshelpahhh June 18, 2024

ai ads

The peak of human retardation, a pandemic spread by disgusting companies around the world.

guy: ahh, i love watching youtube
advertisement: DiD yOU kNoW AppLe IntEllIgeNce Ai MetAveRse GooGle GemiNi We IncLuDE Ai in BInG CoPIlOt!!???
guy: bombs advertiser that made the ai ads

by coke2009 October 17, 2024

Ad victoriam

Ad victoriam is two things.
A. A main quest for the Brotherhood of Steel in Fallout 4.
B. The motto ("towards victory.") Which is in Latin.

Scribe: Ad victoriam, paladin.
Paladin: Ad victoriam.

IF A:
Person A: bro i just completed Ad victoriam
Person B: Liberty prime, back on-line
Person A: take your meds bro

by Kyle Broflovski South Park May 14, 2024

The Ad

And the ad ISN'T EVEN FOR THE STUDENTS!

Hym "He isn't even selling the Peterson Academy TO THE STUDENTS. He's talking straight TO the employees! The ad is literally HIM (Not me Hym but HIM, him) selling the students TO the employers BEFORE HE EVEN HAS ANY STUDENTS! 'I don't have any mandingos NOW but when I do they'll be the best mandingos around! So buy-er "hire them preferentially" from me! MY mandingos will be high in trait conscientiousness and general cognitive ability' It's insane! And I would know! I mean, at least when I dehumanize people THEY have (on some level) dehumanized ME FIRST! But he doesn't even acknowledge the students as a reality. What are the students getting? I still don't know."

by Hym Iam September 30, 2023