Good AIDS

AIDS that you enjoy catching.

Yeah but I've got the good AIDS

by Jenny B. Goode April 14, 2010

Ryan Aids

A type of disease that only people With the name Ryan have. It cures all diseases but will still burn to urinate. You could possible get this one night at some nice bar, or your local doctor could give you a straight dose of the disease.

Girl: Man, my life has gotten so much better after last night.
Guy: why, what happend?
Girl: well, I used to have all these std's, but they seem to have magicaly disappeared after i met a young chap named Ryan. But it still burns to piss.
Guy: I think you got Ryan Aids.

by jiwe May 21, 2011

Bear AIDS

If you are infected with bear AIDS, from any commonplace bear, you will in fact turn into a Werebear, and your facial hair will grow extremely fast, once a month your will turn into a bear; when there is no moon, and you will have the opportunity to ravage the townsfolk with your furry muzzle.

Tom: "Wow, what did Ross do with that grizzly last night?"
DAVE: "I dunno, but I think he got bear AIDS"
Tom: "That's cool i guess."
DAVE: "No dude once a month he becomes temperamental and goes to town and kills folks."
Tom: "Oh well F*** that Sh!T!!!!

by r0ss1234 January 30, 2012

Poppa's Aids

Short version of a phrase describing a complete tool. Someone completely unpopular and irritating. Someone who can raise a collective groan just by entering a room. He's as "popular as aids" Often used to refer to ginger bastards.

Jonny Briggs is a ginger bastard who's as "Poppa's Aids"

by Tim Lister April 10, 2008

Gator-AIDS

When magic Johnson shares his Gatorade bottle with you during the big game

Magic J: Hey buddo have some Gatorade to help that thirst
Player: Thanks man "Takes a sip"
Magic J: HA HA HA, You have been Bamboozled, Now have a daily dose of AIDS
Player:NO MY VIRGINTY
Morgan Freeman: And Michael had to live forever with Gator-AIDS

by Mr.werbenjagermanjensen jr November 17, 2017

tool-aid

The cream that comes out of a dick.

That girl just got a mouth full of my tool-aid!

by saltnpeppa2 December 1, 2009

virtual AIDS

the effect free internet porn can have on your computer without proper "virtual protection" like Kaspersky and AVG condoms, giving you all kinds of nasty diseases like trojans, spyware, and malware.

virtual AIDS can then be transferred from computer to computer, similar to the real AIDS

i didn't have any good forms of virtual protection, so my computer contracted virtual AIDS, and now all my friends have it too :)

by GBurn387 June 23, 2009