May 9

The day where people with best dicks in the world are born

*Conversation between two girls on May 9th*
Girl 1: Wow, it’s Alex’s birthday today! He must have some really good dick...
Girl 2: Yes, I heard it’s the best!

by Like Jack-in-the-Box July 28, 2020

Melinda May

The most badass SHIELD agent ever. Played by actress Ming-Na Wen. She is a SHIELD specialist trained in combat, weaponry, piloting, and could kill you a hundred different ways with a plastic spoon. Her one weakness is the man she is madly in love with, Phil Coulson

Daisy: Damn I wish I was as good as Melinda May.
Coulson: I don't know, she's pretty hot. Melinda May is also basically my wife.
Daisy: Dont remind me...
Phil: Y'know I fucked her in Tahiti?

by DontCallMe_TheCavalry January 9, 2020

may 3rd

the day of some of the best friends/lovers. they know how to deal with situations and can be a big bitch, but if you're on their good side feel special because they're a keeper

im so happy to be a may 3rd's friend

by johnjeffjim October 31, 2019

May 18th

If you are born on this day your are beautiful . You are highly intelligent and love animals . When people are horrible you get angry . But if somebody treats u kindly u do . Your pet peeve is rude people

Oh yeah she was born in may 18th she’s so kind and hot

by Hellopeeps12949 October 24, 2020

May 17th

Nation give a kiss day!

Dude today is May 17th go give the birthday dirk a gift

by yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyey October 17, 2019

du may

fuck you in Vietnamese.

Du may, con cho de...means Fuck you son of a bitch.

by OJ_Phan April 24, 2006

May 4th

This is the birthday of someone amazing, they might look like a molerat but hey it’s okay.

“Hey you look kinda like a molerat...”
“Oh yeah i was born on May 4th”

by Abby Williams October 17, 2019