A phrase, analogous to "Would you like some cheese with that whine?" for obvious reasons.

Instead, it is used when there is rampant lagging as opposed to rampant whining in the original. Can be used when a player is lagging, when a server is lagging, etc.

Coined by the massively awesome AresNAries
Observant player #1: Wow, you're seizuring all over the map! Would you like some jet with that lag?

Observant player #2: Jesus, everyone's ping is over 700! Would anyone like some jet with this lag?
Admin: *ban*
by GmodOwnage May 26, 2007
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job lag

When you start a lot of tasks at work, and get back home without finishing them and can't stop thinking of their outcomes. It is like a thoughts paralysis preventing you engaging in personal commitments.

Lag being the delay of acknowledgment of the task.
I forewent the sport training because of job lag.
by modhek May 26, 2021
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Leg Lag

When you have been at the buggery pokery with a woman. After climaxing this is the jelly like feeling you get in your legs.
Ryan: Hey I went to Katie’s last night I was banging all night then my legs went funny
Joe: Looks like you got leg lag Ryan
by smackcrackandpot August 19, 2022
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Jones lag

The amount of time that it takes between Alex Jones having a conspiracy theory and it turning out to be right is known as Jones lag.
Alex told everyone about Epstein's pedo island, but the Jones lag took a few years.
by @mrkulci September 10, 2020
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fête-lag

Extreme tiredness or inability to sleep at regular times during the week (especially on a monday) due to late hours kept on the weekend.
Oh my god, after Glastonbury festival, I'm totally fête-lagged
by Crixy July 16, 2013
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Lag SGO

A sexy government that serves every time. They are amazing and work hard. Even though they are sleep deprived, they still serve when needed.
Anthony: “Woah! Did you hear that Lag SGO is coming??? They’re such good husbands.”
by lagsgo November 25, 2021
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Mobile Lag

The delay between a traffic light turning green and the cars beginning to move due to the drivers looking at their mobile devices.
I had to wait through the same traffic light multiple times due to the mobile lag in the cars ahead of me.
by GPLongwood April 23, 2013
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