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Tim Cooked

When an apple device suffers horrendous overheating from a seemingly light load.

Popularized by the heat pipe-less MacBook Air, a design so inept that one must wonder, were the engineers drunk, or does Tim just love cooking CPUs.
"99 degrees from one fucking Chrome tab!"

'Dude, that thing is getting Tim Cooked.'
by Phat Johnny September 20, 2020
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Tim Damage

Taking as much unnecessary fall damage as possible in the shortest space of time
by Hapfam June 25, 2018
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Lul Tim

The Homie that we all need. He killed a rapper named king Von for touching his mans Quando Rondo at a club in ATL.
Person 1: yo don’t touch that nigga his mans gone lul tim you!

Person 2: man Fuck that *punches male*
Person 2: *gets shot 5 times”
by anonymous June 5, 2022
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Tim Burton

The man who makes magic completely fill you up, and when you watch any of his films you never want to return to reality. He takes risks, dares to be different, makes us laugh and at the same time makes us fill with sadness, sympathy and every other emotion known to us. He can relate to everyone and he manages to always tickle that spot deep down in you that makes you think, not everyone can do this. He is undoubtadly a King.
you'll get hooked so easily, but you dont mind

Tim Burton is the ultimate dream maker
by this is bat country October 5, 2006
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Tim Masters

A gay jew that whips his hair back and forth.
Tommy Mastorz Tim Masters
by killacrackaz January 13, 2011
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Tim Hortons

Tim Hortons is a fast food chain in Canada that supplies coffee, donuts, and a variety of other food options. At the height of their popularity, Tim Hortons was known as the go to destination for good food, but more importantly, good coffee.

Tim Hortons changed ownership in 2014. Burger King's parent company purchased the Canadian icon.

After the acquisition Tim Hortons made changes which ultimately lead to the companies demise.

Tom Hortons is a Canadian icon that sold out. A company that sells watered down coffee, questionable food, and worker rights that are non-existent. The company is now seen as a Canadian meme. A brand with poor reception that is continuously displayed in social media.
Thomas: Yuck, this coffee I'm drinking is terrible!

Danielle: Where's it from?

Thomas: Tim Hortons

Danielle: They have terrible coffee! I haven't been there in years.

Thomas: I was desperate!
by Oanid March 18, 2020
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Tim Burton

Many believe that he is just a director for 14 year old slaves to the emo fad, but he is the greatest director ever and the sole person that inspired me to become a filmmaker.
Tim Burton - the greatest filmmaker ever

stupid emo kid: Oh my god, I love Nightmare Before Christmas. I have Jack Skellington bracelets. Blah blah blah. Fag fag fag.

Real fan: Shut the fuck up and get a life! Many believe that he is just a director for 14 year old slaves to the emo fad, but he is the greatest director ever and the sole person that inspired me to become a filmmaker.
by Vlad, not a slave to emo August 5, 2008
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