Facebook MILF: Mother I'd Like to Friend
A friends hot mom whom you would like to "friend" on facebook in hopes of finding un-mom like and crazy pictures on her profile.
A friends hot mom whom you would like to "friend" on facebook in hopes of finding un-mom like and crazy pictures on her profile.
Jack: "Dude, Sarah's mom is such a babe."
Steve: "I know I need to add her! I bet she has some good photos, she's such a Facebook MILF."
Steve: "I know I need to add her! I bet she has some good photos, she's such a Facebook MILF."
by darein July 21, 2011
when you seek a referral directly from the MILF to date her maiden daughter.
(All parties are adults)
(All parties are adults)
Chris: heyyyyy good lookin, I love your spirit did u raise your daughter like that?
MILF: of course, they were raised right?
Chris: awesome, think i could take her out on a date?
MILF: sure, you’re handsome and charming.
Chris: oh fuck yeeeeaaaaaaaaah... can’t wait to meet this MILF Maiden!
MILF: of course, they were raised right?
Chris: awesome, think i could take her out on a date?
MILF: sure, you’re handsome and charming.
Chris: oh fuck yeeeeaaaaaaaaah... can’t wait to meet this MILF Maiden!
by TedEye November 11, 2017
A Shitty Big Nose Looking Ass Roach, That At Any Chance They Get They Annoy The Heck Out Of You, Which Causes You To Commit Suicide Because Of The Non-stop Ringing Of Their Voice In Your Ear, And Would Do Anything To Get On Someones Dick.
OMG I Cant Get Maleka Away From Me She Is The Wierdest, She Wants To Suck Me Off, And She Doesn't Even Know That She Is The Most Annoying Person Ever!!!
"Damb Man She Must Be A Milf Muff"
"Damb Man She Must Be A Milf Muff"
by gay_slayer69420 June 23, 2021
The son of a MILF whose actual name is forever meaningless, overshadowed by his mother's beautiful mommaries.
...I'm about to say hello when I notice she's holding a bundled blanket, and sure enough I see Son of MILF, sucking on her beautiful mommaries in broad daylight.
by RedMist September 21, 2010
by basedmp3 January 27, 2021
A variation of catfish that specifically targets attention hungry MILFs by digitally impersonating a person the MILF flirts with.
I wanted to see how kinky that milf could be, so I decided to milf fish her for wins. Milf fishing is my favorite kind of catfishing.
by YAVETZ YPSILANTI May 24, 2017
Kevin: Hey buddy how’s Suzy’s mom lookin?
Chris: Oh Dude, total MILF I’ll hook you up!
Kevin: thanks MILF Man!
Chris: Oh Dude, total MILF I’ll hook you up!
Kevin: thanks MILF Man!
by TedEye November 11, 2017