Matt Vasgersian

Matt Vasgersian play-by-play man for the San Diego Padres. Also does the commentary in the game MLB 06: The Show for the PlayStation 2.

1. Matt Vasgersian must have spent 8,622 hours in the studio recording commentary for MLB 06: The Show.
2. He does an amazing job doing commentary and should promptly be given a raise for his efforts.
3. The Cubs should have pursued Vasgersian more aggressively to take over commentary duties for the Chicago Cubs after Steve Stone was fired and Chip Caray went to Atlanta.

by Dennis July 2, 2006

Matt Tait

A small erinaceous male who wears sandals and has a neat buzz cut.

Woah, sandals and a buzz cut what a Matt Tait

by Sven Jeff December 22, 2017

The Matt Rule

That there is an 80% chance that the more attractive you find a girl the more likely that girl is a bitch

The Matt Rule totally happened to me again! Proper liked this girl and she ended up ditching me on a date and was just a downright bitch, when will I ever find love

by DarkObsession September 19, 2017

Matt Panella

The unevolved form of a wildabeast thats speaks french and sexually preys on the slower male wildabeast in the herd. He communicates only through singing to lure in his prey.

Matt Panella moves stealthly across the savan.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=T3VAdbmw80E

by Matt Panella December 9, 2008

pulling a matt

a young mexican man eating a taco out of another man's ass.

Matt cast was pulling a matt when he ate a taco out of someone's ass.

Oh wow you gay Mexican the only time you come around is when there is tacos

by ataturk🏳️‍🌈🌮 December 13, 2019

Matt Lee

An Asian Person typically from Malaysia they normaly cant see properly and have parents that shout hoy hoy

Jack: ur such a matt lee rooman
Rooman: shut up I can see

by My name chef September 15, 2018

Matt Sharp

Matt Sharp played bass and sang falsetto in the popular group Weezer during the recording of The Blue Album and Pinkerton.

“Weezer was really killer when Matt Sharp was in the band.”

by Mrsnobody July 8, 2016