German Shepard

The person you play around with at work or school who is NOT your significant other.

I don't care what or who you do in your spare time... I don't care if its a German Shepard...just don't come to work/class all bit up...

That guy Alec... he's my german shepard.

by Cyrano De Bergerac III February 4, 2010

German firelog

The burning sensation in the ass crack during or after the process of taking a shit

taylor had a german firelog after eating large amounts of dried raisins.

by nick benda August 23, 2007

German Lopez

A gracious man with amazing, Messiah-like powers. He shows us all his Godly powers through his great efforts to help humanity.

German is the Jesus of our Age!

by GLopez12 March 9, 2004

German Empire

See Germania

The German Empire existed from 1890 to the end of WWI

by German Empire March 18, 2021

german twizler

A german twizleris when a german or german looking man takes a swirly and very uncomftorable poo, then forces his sex partner to eat it as she/he would a twizler.

Man 1: Wow i made my gf eat a german twizler yesterday.

Man 2: Wow! i ate one yesterday!

Awkward pause...

Man 1: Dude, thats just wrong. I can smell it in your breath...

Man 3: MMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!! I LIKE!!!

by The Br00talzz March 3, 2009

german drawbridge

When there are two pairs of women, all covered in chocolate, using double headed dildos and you crawl underneath the dildos.

"I did a German drawbridge last night with the hottest girls ever."
"Dude, no you fucking didn't."

by Nah-Man June 13, 2014

german kill

when you get kneed in the butt and then pushed down

dude I did faceplant after i got german killed

by D whoa March 25, 2010