Old crippled broken witch

Is a term to describe a witch that is so old that she is broken. This witch still has her powers and still looks incredible and still is perfect in every way.

Hay man that Joanna is one Old crippled broken witch

by Witch man July 18, 2022

Witches Hat

When one has to urgently take a shit, similar to a turdle poking it's head out

What's the hurry, man?
I gotta get to the bathroom, I've got a witches hat

by KChez November 14, 2017

the witching hour

Period from 03:00 (three o'clock) until 03:59 (fifty-nine past three).

The witching hour.

by Çaçanny July 16, 2025

Witch Talk

Rumors

Oh boy, there’s some real witch talk going on around ‘123’ regarding ‘xyz’s’.

by boombaba February 3, 2022

Witched

Nadia

Call her a witched lady (all in good fun) and watch her get confused and mad. “You’re a witched lady”

by Peoplepeoplepeople March 25, 2023

dizzy witch

Certifiable crazy person

She thought I would fall for all her nonsense, the dizzy witch!

by JAR2JAR19 May 30, 2017

sloopy witch

A slight offset of the term "stupid bitch" sounding more appeasing to the ear. Ones face can also become sloopy, as if their face is drooping down & their eyeballs seem to fall off their face.

"Get over here you sloopy witch!"
"The man who's face was ripped off by chimpanzees, he now looks like a sloopy witch."

by The sloop god April 12, 2017