p the b's

Pump the brakes, or "p the b's," is a common vernacular synonym for, "slow down your pony," or "bee-atch this relationship is moving too fast."

One will use "p the b's" to request that his current situation, namely a relationship, lessen its rapid pace.
Monica: Scott, will you move in with me?

Scott: P the b's woman, I just wanna some of your jelly.
by the unpaid intern June 21, 2011
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goody p

1. an expression of excitement or contentment
2. a delicious treat
3. a sweet tushy
4. is a shortened version of goody proctor, and over time has evolved to plain and simple, goody p
Hey, I got a delicious ice cream sammy for you!
Goody P!

Hey, you were right about that thing you said!
Goody P!
by grlfromipanema November 27, 2009
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Similar to "Qazedctgbujmol", but it is a continuation of it. This word will be typed by you when you are so bored that you actually want to invent a new combination of letters but ended up typing something that already exists in the present world. I have spent days thinking of a new combination of letters and finally came up with one so now you can't.
Qazedctgbujmol is a shorter version of qazedctgbujmol.wsxrfvyhnik,p;/ and is what came up when I typed qazedctgbujmol.wsxrfvyhnik,p;/
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Red P's

When a girl is on her period.
Guy 1: Dude, did you bang that chick?

Guy 2: Fuck no! She was on her Red P's!
by spichie May 28, 2011
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p-mail

Liquid communications used by dogs, usually deposited near letterboxes, fire-hydrants and lamp posts.
Mike: That was a long walk, I thought you were only going around the block.
Sophia: Splash (male dog) had a lot of p-mail to catch up on.
by OrangeDiva May 22, 2008
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Infinite P

Used as a slap bet and stands for Infinte Percent. If someone says "Infinte P" that something did or will happen and it doesn't or didn't happen, the person that the bet was made against gets to slap the person that made the bet.
Friend: "I Infinite P you won't fuck that girl."
Other friend: "If I do, I get to slap you."
by Kodak Zach April 11, 2016
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V&P

Means Virgin and proud. They type of guys and girls who are virgins. They respect themselves and feel as if they should wait to have sex. They may not wait until marriage, but they at least wait until their 20s or until they found someone worth it. They feel as if sex is not a need in a relationship that you're just starting.
"She likes normal, true relationships, she's a v&p"
by Zoz2 December 24, 2011
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