Brown Letter

A letter containing poo.

When she retired she mailed her ancient workplace, but didn't get her job back because they were brown letters.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

brown crayon

when after pooping, you wipe somewhere between 900-1000 times and the poop still appears on the paper as if there were a brown crayon stuffed up your butt hole.

Jesus Christ, my ass is raw from over wiping it must be a brown crayon

by Dutch Oven Your Self October 28, 2013

Brown Dream

Brown poop Old Dog

When a person shits their pants while sleeping.

Example 1

Daemin: whats that smell?
Pat: its haley she shit her pants.
Haley: Pat shut the fuck up i do'nt shit my pants!

Pat: well ya did last night.

Pat: Haley had a Brown dream guys

by SubZero187 December 30, 2018

Down the Brown

Eating ass. Eating that booty good. Sloppy wet. Lots of booty juice.

Imma down the brown tonight braaaaahhh. Rachel loves that ass eating like groceries.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

Brown Scooby

The act of straddling a person's back, and sliding up and down on them, while defecating. Keep layering the feces to form a 'Cake of Shit.'
Congratulations,
You have achieved Brown.

Chris: Hey, give me a Brown Scooby right now Kyle, you bitch.
Kyle: *Performs Scoobening*

by Korogum March 5, 2015

Super Brown

When someone has the shits so bad they can shit into in the bathtub from the bedroom.

Man, I think I have superpowers. I did a super brown last night and didn’t spill a drop!

by DrDez December 23, 2020

brown circle

An insult show choir kids use to insult other show choir kids

Lewis: your solo sucked you're such a brown circle!
Tracy: *cries*

by courtneylynnok May 26, 2016