zonk

The noise emitted when blowing one nose.

by Ian March 15, 2003

zonk

to use the nose guard in Super Tecmo Bowl to immediately sack the quarterback upon snapping the ball. Only allowed to be accomplished once every four downs.

Great move, zonking the quarterback on that play. I just lost 3 yards.

by William Parker July 01, 2006

zonked

After I got home from the strip club, I was completely zonked.

by Anonymous April 27, 2003

zonk

artist

train lines

by eze b May 12, 2003

zonk

To Zonk, is to move quickly, similar to zoom.
The derivative of Zonked and Zonking.

"Cmon hurry up"
"I'm trying, i'm trying"
"Zonk! cmon"

by Gromlin June 10, 2005

Zonk out

To fall asleep, usually a deep sleep. It happens after a long day or doing drugs, commonly happening quickly or without warning. It may be one of the best kinds of sleep.

You're not gonna zonk out after smoking that bowl, are you?

by RubbingAlcohol March 23, 2009

zonked Out

When some one has passed out.

"I am about to zonk out."
"She just zonked out!"
"I'm about to be zonked out."

by TheLegitBritX February 10, 2012