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ZJ

Originally heard in Broken Lizard's Beerfest, assuming to mean Zoojob which includes both partners breaking into a zoo late at night and having a threesome with whichever animal is in the first pen they can unlock.
Dude, i heard you had a total zj last night...why the hell would you fuck a pig?
by NastyNedNutski May 10, 2019
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Zephyr Job. A more expensive and relaxing version of BJ (blow job). Zephyr is a gentle breeze rather than a blow so instead of constant sucking, a Zephyr job goes back and forth between sucking and gently blowing on the head of the penis allowing the receiver of the BJ to also last longer hence the price jump.
Sorry I'm late, my routine daily BJ was a ZJ today so that messed up my schedule and please don't ask me what a ZJ is because if you don't know, you can't afford it.
by Danny Krim August 8, 2022
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zamya a very cool hot person that can cross blake walker up anytime she wanted to she also attracts a lot of people but will also ghosts the fuck out people sometimes and come back like it never happened also she is friends with a hot boy name manuel
there’s no examples because there’s only one zj
by p3rk30 November 21, 2021
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I gave him a zj
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