zander

a man with a huge dick alo known as a zander

long rod von huge n shlong or a zander

by qwertyuiopoasdfghjklZxcvbnm, February 16, 2009

Zander

Although Zanders may give off the vibe of a stoic person at first, once you get to know one you will realize he is a sweet and intelligent person. A Zander will listen to your problems while also being completely honest with you. They have an interesting sense of humor and a loving personality, also being amazingly gentle with you in a romantic sense. He's highly appreciative of your company and the presents you give him. He is also is willing to play video games and listen to music with you. Overall he's a great person to have as company and as a partner. :)

His cock is also ginormous.

zander, the best boi

by dinosaurs100 November 21, 2019

zander la cheese lemones

DONT QUESTION THE ALMIGHTY ZANDER GOD

also dont ask for cheese lemones

i liek zander la cheese lemones. he gave me milk

by rice g0d 1337 February 6, 2018

Zander

Chicken nugget lord under oath to the chicken god travis king of the nuggetverse

Zander is good to eat

by KingChickenNugget June 7, 2018

Zander

Synonym for amazing,awesome, astonishing.

Dood you're so fucking Zander!
These chicks boobs were so Zander.

by Ass Cunt December 1, 2006

zander pussy

Cunt of a person. Waste of oxygen that could be used by decent folk. Mothers of zanderpussies usually regret not aborting.

Your son sure turned out to be a zander pussy!

by Hercules102 May 6, 2015

zindric

The noticeable bulge in a man's pants due to the seduction of a female.

Dude, look at that guy's zindric. You can tell he has a small penis now.

by sircumtoomuch May 30, 2009