Zachary

A fucking sex god of beasts. Big cock, succulent balls. Huge huge cock. So huge and filling. Has an 8pack abs and chiseled as fuck. 6 feet tall pinnacle of the human species. Like a superhuman sex machine with the best lips and strong muscular penis.

You see that sexy beast over there?
You mean that sexy world record cock guy?
Yeah. Well, I'd totally let Zach bang me deep in my ass doggy style.
Mmm, yeah I'd love to have Zachary cum deep in my ass and let it drip out of my tight asshole into his mouth before he eats me out.

by Powersmash July 23, 2020

Zachary

It is a masculine name of Hebrew origin, usually shortened to Zach, Zack, or Zac. Having this name does not determine the size of one's penis nor does it determine one's attractiveness, personality, or any other physical or mental trait. Although it is in fact given to white males most of the time. In other words it does not matter if Zachary is your friend, boyfriend, or ex-boyfriend. It's just a fucking name and not every Zachary is the identical.

Person 1: Who's that handsome fellow with brown hair, brown eyes, and athletic physique?
Person 2: His name is Zachary.
Person 1: Then who's that bald, fat dude with the lazy eye, pedophile beard, and public masturbator trench coat.
Person 2: His name is also Zachary.

by Ferocious Banana May 9, 2013

Zachary

Usually a Taylor Swift stan , is not the strongest but is always one of the kindest.

I went to a Taylor Swift concert with Zachary

by BordeDThEAirpalne January 15, 2023

Zachary

The worlds biggest derp

Zachary is a derp

by Jngmobv January 24, 2017

Zachary

A tall, tan guy who has very straight teeth and is very handsome. He only dates one girl at a time. He's very athletic and usually plays Basketball, Soccer, or Baseball. He is very kind and has very good manners. If you become his friend, he'll be one of your best. He is usually friends with a Mark or Aaron.

You have great manners, Zachary!

Zachary is so cute!

by zxzxzx October 26, 2013

Zachary

A human being. he is okay and u might become friends with him. maybe not though. You either like him or hate him. he can be a loser at times

zachary eats cheese

by JamesMarriot October 8, 2020

Zachary

A shitty driver that drives a 1986 Chevy C10 and will run out of gas in the middle of the road and then proceed to get stuck in the mud in a farmers field and then he will crash into the SHS baseball fence and then break his transmission and then have to replace it and he also loves to give females blowjobs and he will get gitty when he talks about doing stupid things in his truck and or actually doing the stupid things in his truck. He shits on Honda Civics.

What the fuck did you see the way you were driving in front of me man? You were such a Zachary.

by EggnogBoi16 April 11, 2023