I am your father

No, that's not true!

Long lost dad: I am your father

Long lost son: No! This cannot be right!

by UltimateDoge August 6, 2021

fuck your father's enemies

a daily expression in Turkey which means "i agree with you bro" in an informal way, mostly used in between close friends.
the real meaning is "enemy of even your close one's enemy is my enemy; we are on the same side"

a: ...that's what i think.
b: fuck your father's enemies bro.

by urbanturk September 6, 2016

luke, i am your father

the deluded morons above this post are totally wrong in fact it IS luke i am your father. he goes no luke i am your father watch the classic fucking movies. not the fucking bullshit new ones.

Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.

Luke: He told me enough, he told me you killed him!

Vader: No Luke, I am your father.

Luke: NO! THATS NOT TRUE! THATS IMPOSSIBLE!!!

by i fucked you mama! December 15, 2007

Luke, I am your father

someting you don't wanna hear a random stranger tell you if you're luke.

random guy:Luke, I am your father
luke:(realizing his mother is a hoe)

by why are the all taken1589 May 16, 2019

How's your father been

A cover up for the act of sexual activity.
eg: Want a bit of how's your father been?
Also what the name suggests.

eg: Want a bit of how's your father been?

by mattbhere October 22, 2008

I am your father

response to a really clished line, usually breaking someone's hopes of putting a cool line in to the conversation.

-Guys i know we can do it! If at first you dont succeed, try try again!
-yeah, and i am your father

by Herr Hausen September 24, 2005

Luke, I am your father

The climax to a certain situation. Usaully preceded by the "Luke..."

1. In the Movie "Friday", the "Luke, I am your father" is when, Craig whoops Deebo's ass. Yeaahh!!!

2. The "Luke I am your father" of slim bavis's life, was giving the rectal thermometer to his favorite moped.

by Dan Jewell March 22, 2005