If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.

Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023

you shook ass

you got that person who said it scared, frightened etc

you were close to hitting someone and they say you shook ass something around those lines

by sandycakess December 5, 2007

I'll ass you into next week

This phrase is used when a person is insulting another person. instead of I'll slap you into next week

I'll ass you into next week if you don't leave me alone.

by Eloise010 May 29, 2018

dick you in the ass

Dick you in the ass is when your telling someone you believe in something or someone that they don’t

I dick you in the ass you are lying

by TJ06Brown December 20, 2020

You Fun Ass

Fin you're fucking dumb

FINLAY FAIRCLOUGNH:
you fun ass

by Oliverzzy September 27, 2020