I wish you were gay

Something your ex says when she can't accept the fact that she wasn't cute enough for you to sleep with
I wish you were gay that way I would know it wasn't me, but it was you
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A joke played on an unsuspecting person, resulting in apparent 'proof' of their homosexuality.
Person 1: You dropped your gay card.

Person 2 turns round to look before fully realising what Person 1 has said.

Person 1: Hahaha! You must have a gay card! You're gay!!!!
by winz May 14, 2005
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are you gay?

-are you gay?

-Yes
by pirok December 13, 2016
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You face gay

Possibly the worst insult you can say to person.
God: ur mom gay
Jesus: no u
God: you face gay
Big Bang*
by DeepFrozeOof May 10, 2018
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When all people in a group chat act like gays.

Created in a group chat from a guy names Nils
"You all are gay I'm normal"
by xxxmeowchanxxx July 25, 2017
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you mom gay

Its a way to insult a gay person
by saying you mom gay boi
by deezmomgaynutz February 9, 2022
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When Sonia calls you gay

It means that she really loves to fuck Cole and that all she does is daydream about it and that she says that she like fucking girls too.
by Miss spelling genius February 26, 2022
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