Withered

Messed up, hauled, generally in a mental or physical state of being outside of what would be considered healthy, sober, or sane.

Man, I was so withered last night!

by Stiffyyy April 8, 2008

Withersome

(of a person) weak or disorganized; lacking strength

a withersome and ill-mannered steward

by VS123 December 30, 2020

withered

When a women who was previously attractive has become significantly less attractive (opposite of a sprout)

"Holy shit man I haven't seen *name* in so long, I can't believe how much she withered"

by FIGJAM COSTI December 23, 2012

withers

An over enthusiastic form of the infamous fanny wet. It is contagious and should be shouted at pinnacles.
to be used as a verb

"you want to withers with me now, right now"

by bettybooped March 30, 2007

withe

the contraction of “with the” and pronounced that way; it does not rhyme with tithe.

The guy withe jeans and sneakers

by jpost ma March 18, 2009

reese witherspoon

A famous actress that is apparently stalked by some and vigorously hated by others.

Wow, urbandictionary.com contributers sure are opinionated, aren't they? Some of these definitions creep me out, no one should know THAT much about a celebrity (reese witherspoon).

by JPJiggly January 3, 2008

witherington

"witherington" can often mean popular to some people, but mostly the word just means out of the ordinary and differant. "a witherington" walks funny at all times, usually has an obsession with drinking and sleeping. usually always up for going out and getting indecently smashed. loves to sit in its own piss. usually ends a night with a crazy fast and a smile on there face. to know a witherington means you have that bit extra of fun in your life.

"shit me out"
"fill re me witherington"
"oizza mate?"

by jord1234 September 15, 2009