Pretty much every pretentious alpha male who has worked for one of the big four banks in NZ. Typically possesses a hugely inflated sense of self with little time or patience for anyone that doesn't fit the mold of white, financially thriving, photogenic or doesn't look like they belong at the Boxing Day races or America's Cup shenanigans. Most likely has a massive mortgage for some dodgy semi-renovated villa in Ponsonby or Grey Lynn, just because those suburbs are designed to accommodate people who are 'cultured'. The PB Wannabe are only into women who wear one of those tacky gold Cartier bangles that you can't get off without a key and considers Jane Birkin to be their 'muse'.
If you don't know Patrick Bateman Wannabe's coffee order off by heart, consider yourself an unprofessional loser who needs more formal training.
by ACunny February 27, 2024
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by Giannakopolus August 09, 2022
by i hate jack bateman June 28, 2020
by SimpleSatan May 29, 2021
Verb: to "Bateman" , relating to "Patrick Bateman" from American Psycho.
Means: "cleaning" or "to clean"
Means: "cleaning" or "to clean"
by Paddy Bateman March 16, 2023
The best actor in the world. He is awesome. His most popular shows are: Childs play 2019, Unhinged and lights out. Gabriel is really nice! He is my favourite actor
by Unkn0wn C October 17, 2021