where is my mind?

it's what you say when your head callaspes and there's nothing in it.

with your feet in the air
your head on the ground
try this trick
and spin it

by marooned November 1, 2004

Where is my wife!?

A phrase typically exclaimed by a single eccentric male in sorrow or madness when in search of their female partner, with little success being granted.

Ayoon: Where is my wife!?
Hibab: idk fam
Ayoon: I swear down, I need to find my wife! Where is she!?

by MyBlinIsAFraud April 17, 2018

Where is my wig?!

An expression used when one has just had an extraordinary experience.

It implies that the experience was so phenomenal and moving, that it was powerful enough to remove your metaphorical wig from your head.

Kelly: "Have you heard Katy's new song?"
Kasheena: *listens to song*...."Where is my wig?!"

by Patient 404 February 6, 2019

where are my eggs

‘Where are my eggs’ is a phrase a man will say when he see’s that his balls are so small, and lose them. Alternatively, a supposed ‘man’ will figure out he is actually a she, or woman.

Dallon: ‘Where are my eggs?’

Bredndon: ‘I don’t know, maybe you’re a chick’

Dallon: ‘Well if I can’t find them for you to suck, I needto suck you’res’

by Kipity August 25, 2018

where are my glasses?

Famous words of a certain professor, glasses are usually in shirt pocket.

Where are my glasses? Ahh damn they are in me shirt pocket

by wherearemyglasses December 6, 2010

you don't know where my life has been

A phrase yelled at the top of one person's lungs to let everybody know that they have been through tough times.

Duder 1: "So tell me this doggy. Why the hell don't you take your pain meds instead of selling them shits on the street? Isn't your neck fucked up from the car accident?"

Duder 2: "Dude I need the money! I've been through so much shit lately. You don't know where my life has been!"

by westfalia February 9, 2010

where is my dad with the milk

help, my dad left with the milk saying he had to take it out and get another bottle. I don't think he can read and read the dates the other way round... he can't read he is African. I- I can't FUCKING FIND MY DAD HELP U LITTLE SHIT

where is my dad with the milk? he won't fucking come back, last I saw him he was fucking mommy in the bathroom and I hear mommy scream his name from pleasure to agony to full on fucking devil... moodswings.. I think so. now my african dad left me. thanks for your time.

by fatfucc February 11, 2020