Ted Wheeler

Legendary war criminal and most hated man in America. Currently the mayor of Portland, Oregon, where he is so hated by his citizens he's afraid to leave his house (because people keep asking him to stop doing war crimes on them, and he does not want to do that at all).

Lumber heir from old money, hates the poor, loves lying, loves the police, hates the Geneva Convention, and hates you. He can frequently be found having a nice night out on the town enjoying his little wine. If you can find him at all.

Synonyms: Tevis, Tear Gas Teddy, Incompetent Mayor, War Criminal, Ted Tevis Wheeler

Ted Wheeler is going to hell.

by kenoshabrick February 25, 2021

Wheeew!

the noise that one makes when he/she is rolling on the heelies (sneakers/skates)

*approaches steep downward hill*
*begins to heely*
You: Wheeew!

by Seanny6794 June 18, 2011

Nick Wheeler

Hott, awesome hair, guitarist for the All American Rejects.
Born 1982, hometown Stillwater, Oklahoma.

Nick Wheeler IS HAWT!!!

by madse July 31, 2006

Wheetey

A person who is optimistic; never order his/her drinks with less ice at Starbucks; believes that NBA teams like the Suns can win a championship.

<No Body> ......

<Wheetey> Suns going to take it all the way!! Yay!!

by CarneFromTheBlock June 15, 2021

Sex wheeze

Having amazing, mind blowing sex that you can't catch your breath and wheezing begins due to the lack of oxygen.

"Our sexy time was so awesome that I have a sex wheeze going on"

by Nanitze May 13, 2014

Carl Wheezer

The ULTIMATE ladies man. Buy him croissants and he's all yours...

Friend: Hey, isn't that dude the one who stole a truck full of croissants last weekend?
Friend 2: Yeah, his names Carl Wheezer? I think.
Me: Ohhh... My.... God..... He's so hot, I've never wanted to be a croissant so bad in my whole life.

by Granolayogurt January 27, 2021

wheeler

the small patch of facial hair under the center of a man's bottom lip. Named for the legendary Government teacher/Rugby player from Miami, Florida

He became measurably more cool when he grew a Wheeler

by Brian Wheeler July 11, 2006