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weezer

A bunch of guys that heard slanted & enchanted and were like "this fucking rocks" so they started a band. Weezer is a band that is ten times more popular than pavement but only about 1/10 as good. Not that there that bad (pavements just fucking amazing) they had one album that was really good, pinkerton, and one album that was probably one of the best albums of the last 20 years, the blue album, they broke up in 1996 so Rivers Cuomo could go to harvard. When they came back they fucking sucked as Rivers Cuomo totally rejects everything that made him great in the first place and makes shitty pop songs. I'm guessing he embraced that retarded Andy Warhol philosophy that "good art is good business and good business is good art"
Weezer's Rivers Cuomo wants to fuck Stephen malkmus up the ass
by indierockisawesome May 4, 2010
mugGet the weezermug.

weezer

A band that gets by on the fact that they're uncool.
"Weezers made of uncool people. I'm uncool. OMFG WEEZER IS THE BEST BAND EVER!!! I LUV THEM!!!
by fuck_tard September 19, 2005
mugGet the weezermug.

weezer

cool chick probs a nickname for Luisa. weezer is my best friend and she always smells like fruit roll ups.
also its a band
look its Weezer!

wow my day is made
by jjjjjejjjjejejejejeejej February 21, 2021
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weezer

what virgins listen to
yeah, i listen to weezer.
you're such a virgin.
by rorbor June 11, 2022
mugGet the weezermug.

WEEZER

WEEZER
WEEZER
by I love women <3 November 7, 2022
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Weezer

Proof that nerds can be rockstars
Fuck Sum 41, Fuck Blink 182. Weezer shits on them both.
by UltimateDoge August 15, 2022
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Weezerizing

It's a word to describe how you feel about weezer blue. Instead of saying "mesmerizing" you say weezerizing
"the Weezer blue color is so weezerizing"
by Ursmomsluvrxoxo February 11, 2023
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