dialling wand

Essential accessory for fat-fingered people, enabling them to operate the numeric keypad of a phone.

Recorded voice: "Sorry, but the fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a dialling wand, please mash the keypad repeatedly after the tone." *BEEP*

by aaaaaaandy December 4, 2003

wand rape

Search the person of for metallic objects using a handheld metal detector, particularly in a public place and when the subject does not have any reasonable alternative.

My belt buckle set off their gate, so the security nazis wand raped me in full view of everyone.

by Lior Bar-On January 17, 2004

fuck wand

Penis. And since the piece of shit web site makes me have at least 3 words and 20 letters i had to write this... blah.

I have the largest damn fuck wand.

by Austin September 12, 2004

MILF Wand

Male sexual organ, used for penetrating ladies 30 years old or older that had offspring. Possess Magical powers with MILF's to make them do abnormal activities.

I was in da club an Bitches were all up on me. This one hoa made my MILF Wand start to rise.

I best friends Mom can't get enough of my MILF Wand, it's like her heroin but I'm not complaining.
Last night at the club we did karaoke with this soccer mom convention, then took one home to sing in to my MILF Wand all night.

by Boss man ffds July 13, 2012

Steam Wand

A phalic wand that is used by baristas to steam milk. Stroking it sensually will leave it clean for the next use. The combination of rubbing it vigorously and turning it on will cause milk to ejaculate from the nozzle, leaving a hot, creamy mess.

Barista 1: Hey, did you clean the steam wand?
Barista 2: Yeah, I rubbed it clean

by Donut Whore October 13, 2019

wand fisting

the act of fisting someone with a wand in hand, usually resulting in large amounts of pain yet pleasure at the same time.

Oh Harry that wand fisting you gave me last night was magical.

If you don't shut up ill wand fist the shit out of you!

by bitchplease410 January 15, 2011

elder wand

The single most bad ass weapon ever created.

Easily beats out a lightsaber, troll sword and Federation Pistol combined.

Bill: so, how bad ass is this new Lightsaber I got for Christmas?

Me: pretty awesome.

Bill: what did you get?

Me: the greatest fucking weapon ever created.

Bill: what's that?

Me: Elder Wand.

by potterfreak143 March 3, 2011