Walter

a subtle name for a penis, for situations when "johnson" is a little too obvious.

Especially useful in mixed company

"Have you seen Johnson's Walter? Impressive, to say the least."

"If you don't hit it past the ladies' tees it's Walter-out until your next shot."

by ratinacage May 6, 2009

Walters

A fat hairy old man who enjoys gay porn, and shoving sharp objects in his pee hole. Could also refer to toilet paper.

"Look at that Walter jacking off in the movie theater"
"Hey, i need some more Walters to wipe my ass!"

by Waltersfan April 16, 2009

Waltering

Any act emulating the actions of Walter White; ie walking around in your underwear, making a number on your eggs out of bacon, or being a mastermind out of nowhere. (hopefully minus the actions of killing people and selling meth.)

Other versions: walter

Dude 1: I'm just waltering around the house today.

Dude 2: Yeah I got class today so I can't walter till I get home.

by Fun Sized 18 October 4, 2013

Walter

1.) The act of being anti-social and reporting everyone to the school.

2.) The act of writing down everyone that bullied you on a notebook.

Being a walter is lame.

by BobJim April 25, 2014

Walter

A ugly looser who can’t play fortnite and only plays shitty PS4 games

Don’t do a Walter

by Og/ flippin ledgend April 14, 2019

Walter

A long haired hippie type. He loves to grow a long, wiry beard as well. He has a lot of strong opinions that he will always share with you. He is also a conspiracy theorist. Please don't get him started on Holidays, especially Christmas cause he hates them.

You: I love this time of year, all the Christmas lights and people smiling.

Walter: Bah-humbug.

by Walter Educator December 9, 2010

Walters

In it's simplest form, a fat chick. A girl that is obese. Not quite just a little chubby and not quite morbidly obese (aka Powell)

"Damn that chick has to be at least 200 pounds. She is defintly a Walters"

by angrypersian October 1, 2007