Wake-up Sauce

It's coffee.

Yo, I'm tired af my guy, got any Wake-up Sauce?

by Nikuzan August 28, 2017

wake up dick

This is what special ladies receive in the morning. Specifically, it's the intercourse that starts right when they wake up.

Get your sleep baby. In the morning I have some "wake up dick" for you.

by Versatile337 January 11, 2009

wake up to yourself

The term: 'Wake up to yourself' (or 'wake up to ya bloody self'), implies that one should think before acting.

Wake up to yourself and frack off - A phrase used to insist that the listener think about her/his actions before attempting the task at hand whatever it may be, in this case the fracking of gas in Northern Territory, Australia.

by G Morwong April 11, 2018

wake up and smell a blunt

you need to get with reality, get real or stop bullshitting around,also known as jerkoff, or a dickhead or synonyms include : bicthassness, bitchass nigga.

Joe: ima become a big rapper
REAL NIGGA: niga yo rhymes is whak you need to wake up and smell a blunt

by Infamous Odyssey July 8, 2009

wake-up blowjob

A wake-up blowjob is the suck-job a guy can get when he's awakened by a mouth sucking on his dick -- the recipient gets his morning wood sucked off -- may turn out that the guy cums and pisses at the same time - a cum/piss-gasm.

I sometimes wake Matt by giving him a wake-up blowjob -- when he cums, he sometimes pisses too - and I swallow it all!

by USAF Cadet July 8, 2021

Wake Up Call

In the morning, or anytime of the day, when the victim is taking a shower you go into the bathroom and take a large smelly shit and then flush the toilet. By flushing the toilet, the water temperature changes causing the victim to run out of the shower and smell the stench filled air. Best done in the morning, hence wake up call.

6:30 AM
*flush*
Roy: Ahhh ahhhh cold cold, *cough* *cough* *gag* *gag* what the...damn it.....MIKEY!!!!!!!
Mikey: Hahahaha wake up call!!!!!!

Manager: Why are you late today Duncan?
Duncan: Sorry it's too obscene to mention
Manger: What?
Duncan: I stayed the night at my friend's house and he gave me a wake up call.

by window shopper June 20, 2011

Wake up with the King

To have sexual intercourse upon first waking up in the morning. Originally a slogan for a popular fast food (burger) franchise, the phrase plays off the slang burger for a woman's labia, as viewed from behind, when her legs are closed.

When Fred pulled back the sheets and caught a glimpse of Alice's burger, she knew---even through her morning grogginess---that he would soon be ready to "Wake up with the King."

Jim: "You're smiling a lot for a Monday morning, Fred."
Fred: "Even a Monday is a good day when you `Wake up with the King'."
Jim: "Damn, boy! I gotta get me some of that power breakfast!"

by nullibiquitous July 10, 2006