Waffle House Monster 

a seemingly attractive man/woman who you meet in a club or darkened social event and then meet in an after hours meeting/food location in bright lights and is in actuality very unattractive.

Girl, I'm glad I passed on dancing with him in the club. I missed those three missing teeth on the side while we were on the dance floor. He sure is a waffle house monster.

Waffle House Monster by MsFunnyLady March 4, 2010

Waffle House, The 

The Waffle House is a buzzing coffee house/restuarant in the center of Norwich (39 Saint Giles' Street), UK. Serving freshly made sweet and savoury Belgian waffles, using many organic and free-range ingrediants. Relaxed friendly service in a period listed building. Not to everyone's taste on the basis that a waffle for your main course and a crèpe for dessert can seem like too much of the same thing,

"The Waffle House - fantastic food, great prices, student discount - what more could you ask for!! Ketchup...what?"

Waffle House, The by Captain Janeway July 1, 2005

Waffle house has found its new host 

It’s when a waffle house successfully found a new host for them. It’s a funny meme but that spreading throughout the internet faster than light itself. As we speak right now, it is being spammer.
I guess it’s a copypasta.

Guy 1: Did you know that the waffle house has found its new host?
Guy 2: Yeah, I’m the new host. You’re fired.

Waffle house has found its new host by Dr. Dickman January 17, 2023

Waffle House or GTFO 

1. When you are at a friend's house and need to be quiet or go somewhere, you say this.
2. When you are bored as hell and someone suggests a stupid place to go.

1)
Person: HAI GUYS! LISTEN TO THIS BRITISH SONG!
Friend: Waffle House or GTFO

2)
Person: Dude, I'm so bored, let's go blow wrestle a bear at night
Friend: Waffle House of GTFO

Waffle House or GTFO by John Foxwhitener October 6, 2008

waffle house syndrome 

when you feel like only eating breakfast food

it wears off after eating but in some cases it can be long lasting, peranant, or fatal

i got waffle house syndrome right now

waffle house syndrome by galix August 23, 2021

Waffle House McSteamy 

Add salt, pepper, extra pickle. He adds the Mayo.

“God that Waffle House McSteamy hit just the right spot”

Waffle House McSteamy by Definitelyjoshuauaua April 22, 2022

Waffle house index 

A scale created by FEMA used to determine how bad a situation is.

Green: Normal day, serves regular menu

Yellow: Using the generator/limited food supply, serves the limited menu

Red: YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS TO FUCKING PRAY (Things are bad, Waffle House is closed)

"Hey man things are really getting bad out there"

"Is it really? The waffle house index will determine that"

Waffle house index by free cheese June 1, 2023