velociraptor attack

The act of having sex or person you have sex with.
"How many days since your last velociraptor attack?"
by velociraptor girlie January 04, 2023
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Velociraptor

The dinosaur with wings
What dinosaur that has wings? Oh the velociraptor.
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velociraptoring

A condition of one's hair where bits & pieces of it tend to stick up like the spines running along the head of a lizard or dinosaur.
"how does my hair look? am i velociraptoring?"
"uh, no; it looks good"
by rwrecks September 10, 2015
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Velociraptor

A species of Maniraptoran Theropod datimg back to 70 million years ago, They are known for their quick speed, small stature, and a feathered body resembleling that of a hawk
You are as agile as a Velociraptor.
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Velociraptor

An individual of either sex who enjoys sexual roleplay as a dinosaur.
Person 1: Oh yeah, watch me lay my eggs. Now you go and hunt some mid-sized mammals for us to eat while I protect the nest from opportunistic egg thieves.
Person 2: Ugh, I wish you'd told me you were a velociraptor before I brought you home.
by VeryMysteriousStranger March 12, 2019
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JP Velociraptor

Short for Jurassic Park Velociraptor, this is either a Velociraptor that is actual from JP or one clearly more based on JP than anything science has said. Notable features of most JP Velociraptors include having few or no feathers, pronated hands, being bizarrely large for Velociraptor, slit crocodilian eyes, and an inaccurate skull shape.
"I got really excited for this new dinosaur movie that got announced but all the velociraptors were JP velociraptors," "Aw, that sucks,"
by Debleb January 16, 2021
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