breaded veal cutlet

When your having sex on the beach and your penis comes out, and then you stick it back in and her lips are covered in sand and when your all done, her vagina looks like breaded veal cutlets

"I heard Cliff was having se with Jane on the beach and it slipped out and he ended up giving her the breaded veal cutlet."

by Le Zench April 25, 2009

veal burger

When one person puts credit card swipes another person with their calf, essentially putting a baby cow between two buns.

“Hey man, last night was CRAZY with my wife, she totally gave me the old veal burger.”

by Teeny Meat April 9, 2020

Long veal

noun- prepared flesh of the rich. Similar to long-pig, but this meat hasn’t ever worked, such as the raising of veal.

We finally took Nevada back from the Amazon-bots, to celebrate we’re having a cookout with long veal and irradiated potatoes!

by Tokiethebear February 9, 2021

Fine Veal

A particularly attractive police Officer.

"damn gurl, did you see that FINE veal that has us pulled over? He can take me to his pig pen anytime, and we can get real dirty together!"

by Wypipo whisperer September 10, 2020

Long veal

noun- prepared flesh of the rich. Similar to long-pig, but this meat hasn’t ever worked, such as the raising of veal.

We finally took Nevada back from the Amazon-bots, to celebrate we’re having a cookout with long veal and irradiated potatoes!

by Tokiethebear February 9, 2021

mosquito veal

n. someone with extremely sensitive skin who is prone to mosquito, and various other insect-bites a.k.a. someone who is destined to die from either encephalitis or the west nile virus

Dude! WTF! I was only outside for like 5 seconds! How did I get so many mosquito bites? I guess I'm mosquito veal. ToT

by koinu-chan January 14, 2009

Veal

Hot, young ( mostly underage ) piece of ass.

I know it’s inappropriate but when I drive by the high school I cannot help noticing the tender veal.

My daughters new boyfriend -did you see that shit?! That is a piece of veal wouldn’t mind sinking my mouth into

by Pro skills May 24, 2020