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Valentines Day 

The day that most of us cry in a corner alone.
Valentines Day by Xxx_OpVirgin_xxX February 14, 2019

Valentines day 

A glorified holiday to try to sell cards

valentines day 

the biggest scam of a holiday ever. made to make singles, much like me feel like shit and extremely lonely.
best friend: yo bro are you ready for valentines day?
me: fuck no

Valentines Day 

A date on February 14 that was setup by the government to pressure and scam couples buy presents such as flowers and chocolate to their significant other and thus pay more taxes. It's also a date where stores raise the prices of items that's commonly bought as gifts on that day to make the taxes even higher.

In societies in which taxes doesn't go to funding the army this is a pretty chill day since the hospitals and schools will get more funding from the government
"Man... I'm gonna be single on Valentines Day this year..."
"bruh. Fucking lonely ass"
Valentines Day by bamcki February 11, 2020

valentines day 

aw man it's valentines day again, and I'm still fucking single

Valentines Day 

For those of us who are single to be reminded that we are in fact, quite single.

Synonyms: Single-Awareness Day.
How nice, Valentines Day is right around the corner. And yes, I know Im still single.
Valentines Day by RainbowKitty27 February 27, 2020