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upper decker double deluxe blumpkin

It's the act of the man taking a dump in the tank of the toilet while the woman takes a dump in the bowl while giving the man a blowjob while a third party performs a golden shower.
Dude, last night Stacey and Dave and I did the upper decker double deluxe Blumpkin, it was gnarly!
by Reedski March 27, 2015
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Upper Decker Toilet Wrecker

Verb
The act in which one removes the lid to the tank of a toilet and proceeds to deficate or shit. Once finished, replacing the lid and walking away as if nothing has happened.

End result: Next person flushes toilet and shit is then flushed through.
"Yo dude...I just did a 'Upper Decker Toilet Wrecker' up in that pisser man...hahaha...poor bastards"
by Shaff Dizzle January 5, 2004
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upper decker delux (dry)

the act of taking a dump in the tank of the toilet, AFTER disconnecting the chain AND draining the water. with the hope of drying the shitlog to the bottom of tank,guts and or the float.
my budy forgot my cake on my b-day, so i left one "caked" on his! twas the ol' upper decker delux (dry) f***tard
by jay and nick October 26, 2006
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Upper Decker Blumpkin AC Slater

This act requires both a male and female to perform. A male takes a crap in the upper tank of the toilet while performing a delicate balancing act, and getting his cock sucked, as the female takes a crap on the toilet facing the wrong direction. Much like how AC Slater sits in a chair when he's at the Maxx.
I got my girlfriend so drunk that I was actually able to convince her to perform the Upper Decker Blumpkin AC Slater with me while my buddy hid in the closet and video taped the performance!
by GivinHer TheBusiness December 30, 2007
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Taking a dump in the toilet tank while having your dong slobbed by someone sitting reverse on the toilet while they are dumping
Me and my girlfriend totally did a upper decker reverse blumpkin double dump out!
by Dick Head Buckaroo September 20, 2015
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Upper Decker Double Blumpkin

The act of sitting on the top part of a toilet and shitting while getting head by the girl who is strattling towards you on the bottom seat while also taking a dump at the same time.
The raunchiest act of the famous "blumpkin" to the next extreme calling it the Upper Decker Double Blumpkin.
by Dante Rau July 20, 2006
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