Pwnd Up The Ass

A form of "pwnd" usually used in a sentence that needs particular emphasis, pending on the situation of course.

Situation used for "Pwnd up the Ass"-
Your friends boyfriend hits on your mom.
You have just been tricked out of a seat in a crowded area.
You have just spilled your Dr. Pepper.
"I just got Pwnd up the ass"

Situation NOT for using "Pwnd up the Ass"-
You got a C on your math test.
You fell out of your chair ALONE.
You spilled your Mt. Dew.
"I merely got pwnd"

by CarlyIsGoodAtdefiningThings. June 3, 2006

It's up your ass

Something you say for a joke.

Your friend where is it?
it's up your ass!

by It's up your ass! September 26, 2018

stick up the ass

To be stern, strict or uptight. (Sometimes in a way that is considered condescending.)

I lost some of my friends for beating up a bully. I guess a few of them have a stick up the ass.

by Starfighter1000 November 18, 2013

bacon-up that ass

how to tell a girl her ass is too small, flat or boney.

Bacon-up that ass, Girl!

by Phluffhead October 25, 2005

i got carrie all up in my ass

When a woman is having a particularly heavy menstrual flow.

Mindy: "Why are you so grumpy today?" Diane: "I got Carrie all up in my ass!"

by Debnhim October 28, 2018

up your ass

An apology for clingy or needy behavior such as blowing up someone's phone, or knowingly pestering someone for their attention.

Me: sorry I've been up your ass today.
Friend: thanks, but you need to not text me so much.

by Kali_kastaway September 18, 2020

Ratchet up the Ass

1. Mass consumption of gas-causing foods in order to become more flatulent than another decidedly gassy individual within close proximity.

2. Threatening to consume gas-causing foods in order to become more flatulent.

1. After inhaling his roomate's farts for nearly an hour, Mike decided it was time to strike back. He rathcheted up the ass by devouring some jalepeno poppers and three large orders of Burger King onion rings.

2. Mike warned his roommate that if he didn't stop running into his room every five minutes and farting, he'd be forced to ratchet up the ass.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005