Three Two One, dick on your head!

a term used to publicly announce when someone has just made an idiotic comment. It usully starts with the countdown "three, two, one," followed by the person franticly pointing at forhead then pointing at person who made the the idiotic comment, then the person announce's "dick on your head" in an aggressive/lighthearted way, depending on how stupid the comment was.
can also be used as a greeting.

person a: I like BLUE!
person B: what?
person C: stupid fool!
person B and Person C: "Three Two One, dick on your head!"

by THE GOAT! June 24, 2011

zero one two three four five six seven eight nine

The numbers spelled out

The word “zero one two three four five six seven eight nine” is not used in a sentence. It’s used to spell out the numbers 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 instead of writing them as digits.

by bluestinger66 September 2, 2022

The old one two

Where you grab your nuts while directing towards someone followed by saying "hold my nuts"

*Does the old one two* "Hold my nuts Dom"

by Garrett1112 April 23, 2019

one-two-switcharoo

The act of performing oral sex on someone, but then switching places with another individual who is at the time making out with that same person.

When michelle was in highschool she once participated in a one-two-switcharoo with a friend.

by Jamison H January 8, 2008

one two, one two

When u land a trick on your skateboard u yell this excitedly.

yea nigga one two,one two yo!

by Arachnaphobia February 17, 2003

Tulsa One Two

A milquetoast version of the standard "missionary position" where as the male is on top, and he executes only two moves...up and down.

Victoria was very disappointed that, while Carl was cute and wealthy, the only move he knew in bed was the Tulsa One Two.

by El Moondo June 11, 2011

Hamo one-two

Accepting blame for someone else's negligent or abusive actions

"I got in trouble for being the only one of my brothers to call my mum on mothers day! Those pricks really gave me the old Hamo one-two!"

by AliceDHunt May 8, 2013