Turdy Bird

A term of endearment, usually given to offspring who still shit their diaper.

Damn turdy bird, that is one stank ass diaper you've got there.

by jurassicsquash February 15, 2024

Turdy 8

A homemade blend of pee and poo to make a protein shake like consistency weapon to throw on people you hate. Let it sit for two hours then fire away!

I’m about to throw a Turdy 8 on this hoe

by Boobarry March 7, 2025

Turdy Water

The act of blending strawberries and root beer together.

Me and Zoe shared a turdy water last night.

by ASIANNNNN🦖🦕 June 20, 2020

verty turdy

When you shit take a shit but the turd stands straight up. Short for “vertical turd”

I just shit out verty turdy and it was touching the rim of the bowl!

by turdburgaler69 June 14, 2023

Turdy 8

A protein shake constancy blend of peepee and poopoo that must sit for two hours before being thrown at people.

I’m about to throw a Turdy 8 on this hoe.

by Boobarry March 7, 2025

Curtie Turdy

The best goddamn turd there ever was.

Wow, did you see that hottie? What a Curtie Turdy!

by Curtie Turdy May 7, 2014

turdy

A person who loves eating shit, talks about his turd randomly in conversations, how he had diarrhea this morning, etc.

No matter what, he would usually bring up this topic of turds in every single possible scenario.

Larry: So as I was saying, I think it's best if we invest on....
Garry: I shat my pants 20 minutes ago after eating tacobell before heading here, and my turd looked like a dildo shoved up my ass, and I was thinking on eating it, so that I can recycle nutrients

Larry: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TURDY

by The_Senor July 12, 2023