Tuesday

A day which just happens to be coming; the prescence of your coat is advised for this event. Information regarding the current status of your living in a biant bucket is also highly appreciated.

From the cartoon "Rejected" - perhaps the most genius line ever.

by Trafton May 30, 2004

on a tuesday

to be on a tuesday

its on a tuesday dude...see u there.

by austyn1990 October 29, 2014

Tuesday

When you’re doing a long slow shit on the toilet and decide you also want to have a wank. So you reach between your legs and accidentally grab the long shit instead of your cock and start wanking.

Hey Cam. I had a big steak meal last night so, of course, had a massive Tuesday to get over it.

by Sprinkletime June 22, 2018

It's Tuesday

A term used in crappy commercials to denote that someone has never eaten good food in their entire life. This usually applies to WalMart.

Husband: OH MY GOD IS THAT STEAK!!!!!????? I've never eaten steak before! Is it our anniversary or something??? Oh God what did I forget???? WHAT DAY IS IT??!!!!

Wife, smirking idiotically: It's Tuesday

by spynoodle June 12, 2011

Tuesday

Greeting such as aloha or goodbye. Kind of like saying "how you doin"

John: tuesday Bill
Bill" tuesday

by Gus Scott November 10, 2005

Tuesday

Only on Tuesdays some scary people get to do gay things, stalk people, nut and do other gay things. Be careful to survive Tuesdays because anything can happen.

Be careful Cole it’s Tuesday and you know how Logan is on Tuesdays!

by Loli Police Jad May 22, 2019

Tuesday

The only day of the week where straight people bring out their inner gay and kiss the bois without saying "no homo"

Travis: Goodnight babe..
Cameron: Hey dude, you forgot to say no homo!
Travis: *kisses Cameron on the cheek* No bro, its Tuesday.

by Sexy_Kanye November 02, 2019