hot chocolate teddy bear

your best big black friend/lover

white guy: "your my hot chocolate teddy bear"
black friend: "say what!?!?!"

by jfs4<3 August 18, 2009

teddybear gangsta

A person identified as a gangsta (usually as per hip-hop culture and/or actual gang affiliation) who, despite their thuggish demeanor, appear cute and cuddly. This definition has no bearing over the actual content of any lyrics, which is usually anything but cute.

Ice Cube is such a teddybear gangsta; waving a gun and shit but all you want to do is give him a big hug.

by KRE13 March 28, 2010

One Two Teddy

To smack up someone up so badly that their neck hurts from the whiplash. Common term among the online poker community.

thanks stupid
wow, you just aren't very bright are you?
I mean, I SMACKED u up
damn bro,
I gave you the one two teddy
does your neck hurt?
from that whiplash
I am gonna leave the table now
with your money honey
thanks for the contribution
you are a pal

by Microstakes May 16, 2008

teddyboy

Particular strain of British youth culture of the 1950s, adopting a look that combined Saville Row elegance with American-influenced street-hood style. The Teddyboy, or Ted, listened to rock 'n' roll music, smoked cigarettes, and generally posed as a tough. There are still a few Teddyboys around, particularly in places such as Germany and Japan.

Long black jacket with a velvet collar
I`m a real cool Ted, I`m a crazy fella
Drainpipe trousers, crepe sole shoes
Ringlet stockings, boppin` the Blues
Are you ready to rock
It`s the Teddyboy Bop

(song lyrics by Foggy Mountain Rockers)

by John Lucas September 14, 2004

treadhead

when cornrows go bad: the hairstyle worn by devotees begins to look less fierce and more like the balding treads on a fading car tire.

Allen Iverson's hair looks treadheaded.

by misosoup February 2, 2007

teddymandering

Teddymandering is the practice of changing a law to benefit your political party, then reversing the change when your political party will benefit from the original rules to which you objected.

Named for former Massachusetts Senator Edward M. Kennedy, a.k.a. "Teddy" Kennedy. Senator Kennedy influenced the Massachusetts state legislature to change the Senatorial succession law during the 2004 election. His reasons were strictly because Senator John Kerry, if elected President, would be replaced by an appointee of (then) Governor Mitt Romney, a Republican. At the time, Kennedy was against any interim appointment until a special election could be held.

In 2009, as he neared death from brain cancer, Kennedy asked the state legislature to revise the law so that the governor could make an interim appointment. The governor of Massachusetts in 2009 was (is) Deval Patrick, a Democrat.

I don't give a rodent's rear end if the voters of Massachusetts didn't vote for the teddymandering of Kennedy's Senate seat even if they voted for the voters voting for a vacated senate seat before they voted against it.

by Asparagus Tip September 27, 2009

Swiss Treadmill

This is the female version of the Dutch Rudder. A Swiss Treadmill is when one female assists another in masturbation by grabbing the partners arm and completing group masturbation.

I saw that video of your girlfriend and her mom Swiss Treadmilling on the internet!

by uic_gavmeister December 3, 2010