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The Transylvanian Toothpick

Whenever a male proceeds to place a piece of string/hemp wick inside of their urethra.

The unethical form of punishment in which one is subject to a foreign object right up the urethra. I mean right up there man.
Vlad the Impaler was a common user of the Transylvanian Toothpick. Ouch.
by Medidichi April 1, 2021
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hotel transylvania

A clandestine gathering place for mythical creatures, where Count Dracula moonlights as the concierge. Often used metaphorically to describe any situation that turns unexpectedly supernatural or chaotic.
Person 1: "I thought the office meeting would be normal, but it turned into a total Hotel Transylvania when Bob accidentally turned into a werewolf during his presentation."
Person 2: "Classic Bob, always bringing a touch of the supernatural to corporate life."
by anonymous November 26, 2023
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Hotel Transylvania

To skillfully manage a situation, especially when it involves a diverse and eccentric group of individuals. Inspired by Count Dracula's ability to run a hotel for monsters with unique needs.
Person 1: "How did you handle that family reunion with your quirky relatives?"
Person 2: "Oh, I totally Hotel Transylvania it. Uncle Morty's ghost stories, Aunt Mildred's vampire conspiracy theories — I navigated it all like a pro."
by Didoiso123 November 26, 2023
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Shawn-Kemp-Of-Transylvania

(SKOT)
1) A person being of Transylvanian or general Romanian persuasion who is aggressive in the courting of, or mating with, any and all woman. The results of which can be multiple unplanned or unwanted off-spring and more than several Baby Mama. Other results include but are not limited to; financial draining and/or possible involvement in a domestic fracas which may end in incarceration. It is suggested to avoid leaving a SKOT alone with wives, girlfriends, any female of child bearing age, and pets with suitable genitalia.

2) Other aliases: Igor, Gabor
My sister called yesterday and said that Shawn-Kemp-Of-Transylvania got hit with another paternity suit.
by Marky the wordsmythe August 6, 2020
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