trail mix

(n.) 1. a combination of granola, raisins, M&Ms, etc. that tastes like a dirt path: usually eaten by hippies and ravers; 2. a combination of Viagra and Ecstasy that tastes like a dirt path but gives you a 10-hour boner: usually eaten by hippies and ravers.

1. I had some trail mix and my penis fell off.
2. I had some trail mix and my penis fell off.

by Boomin' Granny April 22, 2003

trail off

when you ask someone a question and they begin to answer, but soon get distracted by something.

1: Hey, whats the capital of Idaho?
2: Bo...
1: Did he trail off again?
3: I think so. sigh.

by Ande Withers March 2, 2008

trail nugget

small women prostitute working the Orange Blossom Trail

WeeMan dressed as a prostitute walking down the road looks like a trail nugget

by Gendawg April 26, 2011

Guff Trail

The foul odor trail left by someone who smells. The smell that lingers after they have left the room.

L: "Have you smelt her today"

C: "I walked down the corridor right through her Guff Trail"

by Monrgt August 16, 2011

trail of triumph

An alternate name for the walk of shame, wherein an undergrad youth slinks home from the residence of a member of the opposite sex after a night out partying. Especially applicable to males after a first successful venture.

"I don't think the name 'walk of shame' is appropriate for me. Frankly, I'd prefer to call it a trail of triumph."

by Moggraider February 12, 2010

Trail snatch

Pussy of any kind (hot, ugly, young, old, bushy, clean, sweet or stanky) or combination of the above encountered upon hiking trails in the backcountry.

Man 1 - I'm so horny i'd go for any trail snatch we can find.
Man 2 - Word.

by Porkys PTA August 8, 2010

trail nips

a nickname for people who appear as if they come from a trailer park.
abbreviation of "trailer park nipples."

"you like trail nips?"
"what are trail nips??"
"trailer park nipples."

by maddy kaye January 14, 2007